Diary of a Strange Child

queen-of-the-osworld:

sollux-ampora:

sollux-ampora:

what if instead of text posts i just keysmashed and let my phone autocorrect it

Gucci semicircle tuna tuna tuna tuna ye yes Gucci Longboarding 

Ladies and gentlemen, the new single by Nicki Minaj.

(Source: fathersollux)

andivictoria:

so i was wondering why my parents are always so disappointed in me, and then i realized

here’s my sister:

here’s my other sister:

and here’s me

nue:

nue:

once we got our math tests back and this one guy got a D and he was really quiet for a minute and i expected him to be really sad or something but instead he puts his fist in the air and goes “YES, THIS IS GONNA RAISE MY GRADE!” and i think that pretty much sums up math right there

if i had a dollar for every time someone made a “he got the D” comment on this i would have enough money to buy a giraffe and drive myself to the bottom of the ocean

remember last summer when american eagle had that modelling contest where you submit your picture to get votes and if you get into the top 20 votes your picture is displayed at times square in new york

i submitted this photo of me about to sneeze

i placed 12th and i was on the times square billboard for two weeks

i hate each and every single one of you all

(Source: devotionii)

ranetree:

I am an intelligent, eloquent, well-mannered young woman who just so happens to say “fuck” a lot.